The New Guy is a shitty movie released in 2002 which is based on a loser who acts like a cool guy in his new school to impress everyone.
New Guy TraumaEdit
A select scene that takes place in The New Guy is when the librarian grabs the main character's dick after mistaking it for a gun. It was at this point in the movie where little Tommy Tom's eyes teared up and he had to sprint out of the room to prevent further scarring on his quaint soul. Since this moment, Thomas cannot go more than 12 seconds without saying something is worse than The New Guy and running away and crying to his room to watch Two Best Friends and eat rice crackers.